my friend was telling me this story about how this guy caddied for bill gates and at the end of the day he was expecting a big tip but bill gates was just like “alright thanks man see ya” and the next day the guy got a call and it was like “are you so-and-so?” and he was like “yeah…” and they were like “bill gates just paid off your student loans”

April 23rd
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i wish that there were more hours in a day and boys were nice and bread didnt make you fat

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Classics Countdown: 27/53 Atlantis: The Lost Empire

"You are a scholar, are you not? Judging from your diminished physique and large forehead, you are suited for nothing else!"

April 22nd
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"I would name them all for those the gods have taken. The green one shall be Rhaegal, for my valiant brother who died on the green banks of the Trident. The cream-and-gold I call Viserion. Viserys was cruel and weak and frightened, yet he was my brother still. His dragon will do what he could not.”

"And the black beast?" asked Ser Jorah Mormont.

“The black,” she said, “is Drogon.”

(Source: wolfinwinterfell)

April 22nd
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To all the Tumblr users who tend to use tags very liberally:


Let’s play a game. Type the following words into your tags box, then post the first automatic tag that comes up:

  • you
  • also
  • what
  • when
  • why
  • how
  • look
  • because
  • never

April 22nd
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house stark ride or die. mostly die.

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i was sent to the school counselor after a teacher overheard me saying i had to murder all the other kids in the school with the same name as me so i could become the alpha

April 22nd
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