trelyon:

If zombies ever attack just go to Costco… they have concrete walls… years of foods and supplies… and best of all the zombies can’t get in without a Costco membership card

  • TV show producer: Okay so hear me out. Let's do a show starring VEGETABLES, but...they're CHRISTIANS.
  • captainalbertalexander:

sutexii:

pooh-bear and piglet ❤

holy shit

    captainalbertalexander:

    sutexii:

    pooh-bear and piglet

    holy shit

    zaynattack:

x

    condorn:

    Ok so when i went to this church retreat thing this guy was telling us a story about his friend who was sitting on a plane next to Eminem the rapper but she had no clue that it was him ok. So he like looked at her and was like ” you arent going to ask for an autograph or anything??” and she was like “what?” He was all like “im eminem!” and literally she had the most confused look her face bc she had no idea  who he was and her response was, “and I’m skittles?”

  • Someone: Are you fucking serious?!
  • Remus Lupin: *SWEATS*